If you've got elementary school aged kids, you probably get your fill of corny riddles. Well since it's Halloween, I've got a bunch more corny Halloween riddles for you today. Be sure to pass them along to any second grader...
Have a fun Halloween and save the Almond Joys for me, okay?
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"
What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat" restaurant?
He had two waiters and a busboy.
What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
Masked potatoes.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'd like a beer and a mop!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I'm bone to be wild.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand witch.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.
What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What game do ghost like to play?
Peek-a-Boo.
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
What is a ghost's favorite desert?
Iced Screams.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound.
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I love the scrapbook page. What awesome costumes!
Posted by: April Oaks | November 01, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Oh man, I needed these on Wednesday! Connor had to tell 2 corny jokes at school!
Posted by: Susan | October 31, 2008 at 11:26 PM
I read these out to the kids and got a whole heap of groans...lol
Posted by: Tina (mummifiedx5) | October 31, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Wow, you have lots and lots of jokes here. Too cute! Happy halloween!
Posted by: Danielle (vtpuggirl) | October 31, 2008 at 08:30 PM
You weren't kidding when you said you had a lot of them. LOL But they are cute. My 4 year old is just starting where he likes to (try) to tell jokes!
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Posted by: Tami | October 31, 2008 at 01:54 PM
My kids are going to love these! Good job on the vampire, she's cool! I posted you on my blog site, I wanted everyone to enjoy the jokes too! Be safe and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Posted by: Michelle | October 31, 2008 at 12:25 PM
LOL, love all those jokes! Thanks for the smile today Barb. Happy Halloween!
Posted by: Lisa Dorsey | October 31, 2008 at 11:42 AM
My kids are going to love these. And I snagged the math nerd joke for my own personal use today. All the engineers in my family will be amused. Happy Halloween!
Posted by: Carla | October 31, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Hahaha! My 8yo and 10yo are going to LOVE all these jokes! GREAT vampire photo! (You can have ALL my AJ's - yucky coconut, lol) - love your digi page too!
Posted by: AngFab | October 31, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Oh these did make me giggle
Just popped in fromt he blog train
Happy Halloween
Posted by: Scrapdolly | October 31, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Love those jokes I am going to share them!
Posted by: Trish | October 31, 2008 at 11:05 AM
There must be something wrong with me, because I am finding the cannibal jokes particularly hilarious today. Sent the one about the rock collection (A: tombstones) to Dennis, so he can share with all of his geologist friends.
Posted by: Jan Connair | October 31, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Great jokes! And love the photo of your little vampire. Are we gonna get to see the pumpkin she carved this year????
Happy Halloween and stay warm.
Posted by: Carjazi | October 31, 2008 at 10:02 AM
holy crap, Barb ... my eight year old is going to LOVE these!
Posted by: Andrea (Creative Junkie) | October 31, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Hee hee... Im gonna have to share those riddles with my daughter.. she is 7 and always bringing home the jokes!!!
A very happy Halloween !!!
and I wrote the same exact thing about the Almond Joys on my blog too! rofl
Kim
Posted by: Kim FAucher | October 31, 2008 at 09:18 AM